The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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