windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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