I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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