Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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