Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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