i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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