You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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