If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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