Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm just crazy horny about you
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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