Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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