I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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