he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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