I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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