Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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