What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We are all done wearing pants today
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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