My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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