Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize