she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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