I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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