Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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