I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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