She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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