You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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