your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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