Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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