Yo dont text me then not text me
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
