i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
