He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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