Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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