I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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