...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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