If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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