Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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