if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
dude. I can hear the air.
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