so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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