He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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