I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
this just has baby written all over it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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