My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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