Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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