Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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