I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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