operation harelip BJ is a go
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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