: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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