Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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