Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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