Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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