TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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