Pappa wants mamma naked
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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