am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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