I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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