Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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