But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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