She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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