Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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